Clean Jokes

Country Music

Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

A: You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking…

Worldly Advice

An out-of-towner driving east on 46th Street at Madison Avenue pulls his car up next to a New Yorker and asks, “How far is it to Fifth Avenue?”

The New Yorker considers it for a moment, then tells the man, “The way you’re going, about 24,000 miles.”

Techno Crime

If you see an Apple store getting robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

JZ’s Girlfriend

Q: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

A: Feyoncé.

3 Questions

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”

“That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”